Baby

How fucking stupid do you have to be to think it could ever be a good idea to call me ‘baby’?

Fun story! While at the Betsey Johnson on Alberni st, the boy I was with slipped up and called me babe. I made him kneel in the store, apologize thoroughly, and then kicked him in a sensitive region and spent twice as much as planned. I hate that bullshit. He’s just lucky I didn’t drag him to the Tiffany’s next door.

It’s one thing when one of my local boys slips up while we’re in public, because I can just hurt him, but to do it in an introductory email? Fucking retarded.

“Oh baby, you’re so hot” is not an appropriate email to send. I know I’m hot, emails telling me such are redundant. Calling me baby offends me as both a woman and a domme. Sending these emails will not result in me emailing you back to either a) thank you or b) tell you off, because I know that’s what you’re hoping for. Instead I will just block you. And then I will tell all the other dommes I know about how you offended me. And then I will make it my personal mission to see that no one ever plays with you again.

I’m brilliant, and vindictive. These are both fun things if you go about introducing yourself properly.

Update

As I’m sure you’ve noticed, since my blog stats indicate that 100s of pathetic people read this every day, I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus. I’ve actually been domming more than ever, I just haven’t been near any computers.

One of my boys just paid for my flight to NY for September, where I’ll be attending Fashion Week for the first time, so I’ve been on a shopping overload. One boy cried in the car post shopping last week because I maxed out 2 credit cards and made fun of him the entire ride home haha. It was for his own good though, he needed to know that if he had a bigger dick, he wouldn’t have to max out credit cards to have girls spend time with him. Unfortunately he’s teeny tiny and is doomed to apply for new cards every couple months…

Now, I’m looking for one well behaved boy online. Someone who actually follows directions, tributes when they say they will, and doesn’t whore around. Just one. The one I had as my primary boy online turned out to be a prick, so I’m replacing him. Email or message me on yahoo and let me know why you should be considered.

For the broke boys

For the losers who desperately want to buy me something to wear, but can’t afford the designers I’m used to:

I can’t wear couture every day, which is where Threadless.com comes in. Cute t-shirts!

http://www.threadless.com/gift <–Go there, send to princess.chelsea@ymail.com

Why you need to be careful when talking to ‘Dommes’

So, this retard sent me a message on yahoo today. I’m posting it as a warning for you boys. I’m not sure exactly what he was trying to gain but it’s just proof that you never know who you’re talking to.

techsolutia: hello Miss
Princess C: hi, who are you?
techsolutia: My name is Matt.
techsolutia: I’m from Atlanta.
techsolutia: I’m 20 years old.
techsolutia: I work very hard,
techsolutia: and also will be going to school in January.
techsolutia: I admire your entrepreneurship, and the fact that you really are driven, and the fact that you conceal your face and have made your own website
techsolutia: it really shows what a driven individual you must me.
Princess C: well matt, you sound very nice, but I don’t play with boys my age so this is kind of a lost cause for you….
techsolutia: I know you like tributers…
techsolutia: I operate a collarme domme profile as well and love wallet raping a sub
techsolutia: its so fun, because its a test of minds
techsolutia: I know exactly what they want to hear since I am them.
Princess C: nope, theres a big difference, I like when my boys tribute. I don’t like tributes from strangers. this isn’t my job, it’s my fetish. big difference
techsolutia: oh … so there is no potential
techsolutia: for me to be a boy of yours
Princess C: nope
techsolutia: Sucks.
techsolutia: Danget.
techsolutia: I’d so love to talk to you right now too
techsolutia: lol
techsolutia: I’m so in the mood to be helplessly controlled
techsolutia: Can I tribute you just to reimburse you for the time you just were talking to me?
Princess C: well, there are lots of random ‘dommes’ like yourself on collarme that I’m sure would be more than willing to play with you.
Princess C: nope.
techsolutia: Wow
techsolutia: What a lady.
techsolutia: Ha I can’t wait til 10 years now.
techsolutia: Thanks for your time Miss.
Princess C: bye
You have declined the invitation to start webcam.

techsolutia: sorry.. accidento
techsolutia: bye.

The Bitch is back

So I’ve come back from my vacation. I’m looking to take another at the end of the month though haha

Upon my return, I found out that one of my boys wasn’t just a retarded, but a total prick. If you’re going to play with dommes while your domme is on vacation, maybe it’s not the best idea to post it in your collarme.com profile. Planning to change it back before I got back really wasn’t an effective game plan. Then he pussied out and deactivated his profile. Miss Midnight, whoever you are, just letting you know that Micheal is the worst kind of sub. You may want to consider getting rid of him. I’m only saying this because I wish someone had warned me ahead of time. What a huge waste of time.

So as I’m sure you boys can tell, I’m not in the best mood. If you’re looking to have your wallet thouroughly raped, and be treated horrendously, now is the time to contact me. Also, I’m not going to be this kind in the future. If you waste my time, you WILL be outed, and destroyed.

Non-Niteflirt telephone sessions

Niteflirt has been annoying me in terms of payment, so I’m going to experiment with non-NF phone sessions. To schedule one, add me to yahoo, or send me an email.

Also, I’ll be out of town for a week at the end of the month. There are a few things I need, and you should be providing them.

Lastly- Giftcards for www.uncommongoods.com. I need about $250. As always, send to princess.chelsea1988@gmail.com

A Message to Dommes.

Look, I’m not about to go searching for owned boys, but if they’re coming to me, that’s your problem, not mine. I’m not going to thoroughly vetevery guy who sends me a message. If he says he’s unowned, I’ll take his word for it. Instead of sending me bitchy emails, deal with him on your own. Seriously, not my problem, I really don’t care.

Before you rant at me about being disrespectful, think about how you’ve been acting. I don’t care how much experience you have, or how long you’ve been doing this shit, it isn’t my job to babysit your boys.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

You can just tell…

Every so often you meet someone, and you just know what kind of person they are.

Example) If you meet me, you can immediately tell that I’m fucking fabulous.

Not everyone is so lucky though.

Example) The boy I played with last night.

We originally met on collarme, when he sent me horrifying pictures of himself. I could immediately tell he was a tiny dicked closeted gay boy.

Being the incredibly generous person I am, I continued talking to him. Pretty much every time we talked he BEGGED to be used. The only thing he really has going for him is that he’s unbelievably persistent. Last night I gave in, and I think he may kind of regret his begging now haha.

First I made him send an amazon.ca giftcard (follow his example there boys), and then spent the next few hours mercilessly making fun of him. A couple times he begged me to stop, and I didn’t until I decided to go to bed.  First I made him send a few emails to random men on craigslist, which being the sad little fag he is, he fucking loved. He BCC’ed me, so I have copies and will post them below.

Then I teased him and watched him on his webcam for a bit. The best analogy I could come up with for the look on his face was” Sad cartoon puppy at the pound.” Fun fact: He jacks off so frequently that he can barely get it up anymore. He can only get hard when girls make fun of him.

Then I let him call me (from his parents kitchen hahahahaha, possibly the saddest thing I’ve experienced in recent history) and spent pretty much the entire rest of the night laughing at him while he went on and on about how grateful he was that I was talking to him. Poor thing. The best part though was when his dad came in to check on him hahaha. Just for clarification, this is a grown man we’re talking about. 

So then I sent him to bed, told him to hunp his pillow until completion and lick up the mess he makes. He has to east all of his cum for the next little while as practice for sucking off real men. He has a 4 week deadline.

 Now for his emails!!!

Busy

I’ve been busy with some vanilla shit as of late, but not too busy to keep using my local boys! I was in a bad mood this week so I maxed out one boys credit card hahaha

Anyways, I’m looking for the following;

Beauty slave- cover the costs of my hair, makeup, etc.

Foot slave- responsible for shoes, pedicures, socks, pantyhose, etc.

Online slave- Every so often I want random things that have to be bought online. I need someone I can email and trust them to buy it immediately.

In addition to the above positions, I need amazon.ca (Canadian site. Not American.) giftcards. I’m working on a project and need books/materials.

Applications as well as giftcards can be sent to princess.chelsea1988@gmail.com .

An example of why it’s a bad idea to piss me off.

As I know some of you saw earlier, a very stupid piggy made the mistake of disrespecting me, and I responded by posting some info on here… Anyways, since I’m such an incredibly kind and generous person, I’m letting him make it up to me and have set that entry to private (it will go live if he messes up again). Here’s his public apology, which will also be posted on his collarme profile.  There’s no need to contact him, I promise he’s being punished enough haha.

Dear Princess C:

Please accept this public apology from me, stupidmalepig, for wasting your time tonight.  What i did was not only childish but stupid and rude.  It is unacceptable for a sub male to waste the valuable time of a Princess like yourself.  i kneel before you, head bowed, and beg for your forgiveness Princess.  I have already started to make amends for my offense and will continue to do so.  This public apology is the first step and I will pay a 250 dollar penalty (paid in installments) for wasting your time.  Princess’s time is way to precise to be wasted and this sub has learned that lesson well.

stupidmalepig

I upped his punishment amount by $50 for typos. Read more to see the photographic portion of the punishment! It’s NSFW, unless your work is cool with middle aged men in red panties hahaha